God unable to find a single Bajan who can explain why nobody indicates at roundabouts in Barbados
HEAVEN – God is bewildered why not even a single Bajan uses their indicators at roundabouts in Barbados. As God scoured the island to find anyone who could explain why, he was left empty handed. Most peculiar to God, he noticed Bajans indicating at junctions before turning left or right, but not at roundabouts. "What gives?" God asked with an all-powerful sigh.
God considered throwing a thunderstorm or two every time a Bajan fails to indicate at a roundabout to express his displeasure, but he realised that would just set off Prime Minister Mia Mottley talking for three hours about how a single drop of his life-giving rain is proof of the 'climate crisis', a term popularised by narcissists and psychopaths after everybody noticed that the ice sheets were no longer melting, but actually re-bounding. Realising they were about to lose control over an entire population, they quietly stopped calling it 'global warming' as if it never happened.
Last time Mia Mottley went on a talking spree, the entire nation begged God to make the screeching stop. As God answered their prayers at the third hour, he was amazed at her speaking skills. "She could still talk after having two pairs of socks shoved in her mouth," God said. "I've never seen anything like it before," he added.
At publishing time, insurance companies were thinking of funding an advertising campaign to teach Barbadians how to use roundabouts again, as the entire nation appears to have forgotten. "We are seeing an increasing number of collisions at roundabouts which is cutting into the outrageous profit margins of the insurance companies we represent, so we think another round of TV adverts are needed to remind Barbadians how to drive again," Randy Graham, President of the General Insurance Association, said.