- Customer collapses in shock after Massy Stores cashier said "thank you" after giving him receipt
- God unable to find a single Bajan who can explain why nobody indicates at roundabouts in Barbados
- Barbados Water Authority rushes to newly-paved section of ABC Highway to damage it as much as humanely possible
- Barbados government eager to forge closer ties with highly corrupt African countries
- Bajan complains after being asked politely to stop vending from a front yard owned by a foreigner
- Queen Elizabeth hospital reduces waiting times to a world-record low of 18 hours
- The Barbados government asks the Central Bank how much extra inflation they can cause which can safely be blamed on Donald Trump
- The Central Bank of Barbados stockpiles Lay's Chips ahead of the 20% tax hike on salty products
- Bridgetown renamed 'Miatown' in honour of Mia Amor Mottley